You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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