Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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