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(443): View more from Maryland

Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.

(1-443): View more from Maryland

Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.

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(561): View more from Florida

This is the prime rib incident all over again

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(916): View more from California

nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds

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(804): View more from Virginia

Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.

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(440): View more from Ohio

New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front

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(425): View more from Washington

Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs

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