it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
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The beer is more important than you right now.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
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I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.