You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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