there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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