I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo