yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up