I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
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