So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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