It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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