Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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