Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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