O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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