i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
