we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
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That dog was the best thing i ever touched
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
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