Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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