Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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