Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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