oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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