I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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