I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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