Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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