Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.