4 words: hood of his car
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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