He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
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I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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