It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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