nutella sex= disaster
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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