I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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