so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
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No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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