Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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