Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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