the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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