She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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