We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
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ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
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My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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