So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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