What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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