is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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