I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
How did I end up in the pool?!
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize