Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
only you would photoshop your dick
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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