I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
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No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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