i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
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Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
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She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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