Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
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Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
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He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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