i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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