Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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