Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
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We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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