I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
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The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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