we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
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OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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