don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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