yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
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He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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