Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
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Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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