I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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