do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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