i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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