The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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