shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
3 2 1 whiskey
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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