dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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