i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
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The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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