Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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